Hello am a widow woman with one kid called Vivian, my late husband had an accident pas years ago. and am hear to fine new love

In the admist of my feelings and desires Let my passionate self take over... And clear all the forces that bring me beneath the layers of despair And let me breath.... Up high, proud and fearless Under this moon lit sky... Where the shadows are calling me... Where i always was ment to be .. Where it's him Standing.... Waiting... Casting a heavenly silhouette of a Greek god.... ~tj

I should buy pads and ob's in a shop for my gf.
The color red that once belonged to the devil, now the messenger of love around the World.....
I drove in the wrong way up a one-way street

I intentionally touch all the fruit and vegetables in the supermarket
I love screwing up a movie for other people and I tell how the movie ends at the box office when some is behind me

Whenever I go to someone else's toilet, I taste a bit of the toilet paper.
I lick the exposed cutlery in restaurants when no one sees it
While my husband thinks I'm going to the gym, I gorge myself at Burgerking

I wanted to sit down on a chair, then it collapsed.
I told my best buddy that I'm tired and I'm going to sleep so I could play for 3 hours in peace.
Instead of a photo of my girlfriend, I have a photo of my BMW in my wallet.


I like sticking chopsticks up my nose and playing walrus.
When my girlfriend cooks, everything tastes like shit, so I almost always feed it to the dog
Because of a long phone call, I forgot my pot of boiled sausages on the stove, all the sausages and the pot were black
People are funny, I don't have a picture and ppl want to call me sexxy lmfao. Wtf... 😭 I'm not even blonde! 😂