My brother always pees in the sink, and it stinks, so I use his toothbrush to clean the sink!
One time i took a bath with my dad, i was too lazy to come out for the toilet so I peed in the bathtub...
Hello am a widow woman with one kid called Vivian, my late husband had an accident pas years ago. and am hear to fine new love
I love screwing up a movie for other people and I tell how the movie ends at the box office when some is behind me
Whenever I go to someone else's toilet, I taste a bit of the toilet paper.
I intentionally don't flush public toilets to leave my mark
I lick the exposed cutlery in restaurants when no one sees it
While my husband thinks I'm going to the gym, I gorge myself at Burgerking
In the admist of my feelings and desires Let my passionate self take over... And clear all the forces that bring me beneath the layers of despair And let me breath.... Up high, proud and fearless Under this moon lit sky... Where the shadows are calling me... Where i always was ment to be .. Where it's him Standing.... Waiting... Casting a heavenly silhouette of a Greek god.... ~tj
The color red that once belonged to the devil, now the messenger of love around the World.....
I wanted to sit down on a chair, then it collapsed.
Who goes to work on a Sunday if they don't have to? Me in the heat of the moment and stood in front of the closed door until I realized it was the wrong day
I told my best buddy that I'm tired and I'm going to sleep so I could play for 3 hours in peace.
Instead of a photo of my girlfriend, I have a photo of my BMW in my wallet.
After dying my hair, I didn't notice that my ear was still full of color and so I walked around
I drove in the wrong way up a one-way street
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