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I like sticking chopsticks up my nose and playing walrus.
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I danced in my apartment last night. Hadn't drawn the curtains, the neighbor saw everything
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When my girlfriend cooks, everything tastes like shit, so I almost always feed it to the dog
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People are funny, I don't have a picture and ppl want to call me sexxy lmfao. Wtf... 😭 I'm not even blonde! 😂
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My friends think my pet is more important than them. And they're damn right
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I have a crush on my girlfriend's dad and I think he's into me too. When the time comes, I'll tell him and we'll both get the hell out of here
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I've been with my girlfriend for three years and she still doesn't know my real name.
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My secret is that i don’t even know where am i
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I saved my boss's number in my cell phone under asshole.
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When I was with my mother, I filled the hair dryer with powder and watched as she suddenly had a thick cloud around her
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Female in riverside looking for older men
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I overslept, then I rushed to the office and only then realized that it was Sunday
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My mother has many shoes. When she's not around, I put them on, especially high heels, and take selfies with them.
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I lay down on a beach, I thought it was nudist. Got some weird looks, turns out I did not know: The nudist beach was next to this one.
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I drove in the wrong way up a one-way street
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Yesterday I canceled on my boyfriend because I wanted to paint my fingernails
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I've "borrowed" a neighbor's car before without his knowledge while he was on vacation.
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One time i took a bath with my dad, i was too lazy to come out for the toilet so I peed in the bathtub...
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Friendly, generous, humble, loyal, intelligent, industrious... Looking for the same in a man for serious and long-term relationship
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