I put peanuts in my ex-boyfriend's food even though he has a peanut allergy
I secretly read the messages on my boyfriend's cell phone.
I used to put some chocolate in my sister's bed so that she always thought she had shat the bed in the morning.
I work in a gym. After work I go into the women's changing room and lick the benches with relish.
I've skipped the bill in various whorehouses before, and I always get away with it
I listen to heavy metal music to go down well with my best friend
As a bouncer of almost 30 yrs, let me give you guys some advice. If you take a woman to a bar and she hugs the bouncer...just walk away...leave her there.
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