Thinking I was alone in the house My parents walked in on me when I was playing with my toys in the bathroom, I should have locked the door.
I invited my girlfriend to go in a dinghy. Unfortunately there was a hole in the boat and we went under.
I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.
Whenever I see a pack of toilet paper, I pierce the foil in the middle of the packaging
I once wore my girlfriend's bra and panties, it felt nice and I loved it
I secretly smoke joints and drive a car.
What do you think my neighbor would say if she knew I was watching her through a small hole in the wall?
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