Beichte von my.love

I confess I'm a nerd, I almost always read Harry Potter. 23m

Whenever I go to someone else's toilet, I taste a bit of the toilet paper.

I m22 admit my Mustang GT is compensation for my inferiority complexes

My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

Hey let’s see I’m 44 retired from the military. I live in California and I train service dogs now I’d like to find the love of my life. I’m not sure that’s in the cards, so I’m down for taken beautiful fun and funny for right now.

Sometimes I like to go deep into the woods and make all the animal noises to make the forest wanna get into it.

Girls don't come close Cause I am too bored

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I admit that I'm always scared in the dark

I admit to partying all the time and drinking way to much, which is why i cannot hold a job

I confess that I have no desire to do if it is not my kind of man, even if it was an opportunity