I overslept, then I rushed to the office and only then realized that it was Sunday
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Life is just a hologram and I don't know what to do with my money and a crystalized and a point of you to the shadow and the best of the world 🌍 and I 🙏 I 💖 to the shadow and I was on the verge for me but I'm not sure 😃 I I don't know where the
I’m a romantic and honest man who likes trying new things . I like to cook , cuddle go camping or out dancing .
I've been so drunk I woke up in a total stranger's apartment once and I can't remember how I got there
I smell my feet every night before I go to sleep to have sweet dreams.
I f22 occasionally go to the cinema just to touch myself throughout the film
When it's really hot, I clean my apartment naked
I've skipped the bill in various whorehouses before, and I always get away with it
As a bouncer of almost 30 yrs, let me give you guys some advice. If you take a woman to a bar and she hugs the bouncer...just walk away...leave her there.
I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.
I've "borrowed" a neighbor's car before without his knowledge while he was on vacation.
The color red that once belonged to the devil, now the messenger of love around the World.....
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Oupsie
vor 2 Jahren