Beichte von fluffy_butt

I'm superstitious and try to take time off every Friday the 13th to stay at home so that I'm safe

I, m26, care to admit that my dog Jumper honors his Name in the most disgusting way possible. He Humps everything, just now i caught him on a cat. Funny: the cat didn't seem to mind.

I've been taking laxatives to avoid going out

Was driving from Saskatoon to Regina in 2016 when this navy blue explorer zipped passed me. I decided to catch up so pedal to the metal. When I got next to the guy ,I was doing 207km/hr.we both looked at eachother and smiled.Thats when I turned all the hidden lights on. It was an undercover police interceptor SUV.

I need to find a man that loves a big girl and not afraid to show it in and out of the bedroom

My best friend stole my girlfriend. I don't know what to do to forget her.

I'm looking for a friend with benefits in the Delaware area

While shopping, arriving at the checkout, I noticed that I didn't have a wallet with me

I told my best friend that I like him and expected him to reject me completely. But then h texted back and said he liked me too, and we've been dating

Do you also want to save a bit on heating costs? Then you could cuddle up on the sofa and watch nice films. Plus chocolate, chips and mulled wine. Does that sound like a romantic evening to you? I could well imagine that. I have a cozy blanket but somehow I'm missing something. I'm 28 years old, 1.68 tall (or short), slim, brown hair, athletic, but I can also be pretty lazy. I am creative in many areas and am looking for someone who is not just boring. is that you?

Hi iam just looking for a fwb at the moment really not trying to get into a relationship bc iam will be moved to Florida in a month