I'm so stingy, I steal clothes from old clothes containers
Two Clever people can't fall in love, True love needs one Idiot, that's me
I wanted to sit down on a chair, then it collapsed.
If my boyfriend forgets my birthday again, I cook dog food for him - and he doesn't notice
As a bouncer of almost 30 yrs, let me give you guys some advice. If you take a woman to a bar and she hugs the bouncer...just walk away...leave her there.
Just bored and looking for whatever honestly. Kinda hate being alone so would be nice to not be alone or to chat with some one
I just want to find some love here, does true love still exists? But I don't mind some fun too ;)
I met my boss in a sauna... In a mixed sauna... I'm a woman.
I was watering the flowers in the garden with the hose and didn't notice that the visitors were already there, I turned around and everyone was wet
IM fajar i wont Love ❤️💖but im marid i have in hire i get the women 😘❤️💋🌹
"As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside."
Hi I'm new at here, looking for Friendship and Relationship
I'm young, I'm black, handsome, and big. What more can you possibly ask for ⁉️
I f26 confess that I can't take criticism and always have to be right
I f.20 confess i do not care for funny toys, i want the the natural "stick"
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