I challenge anyone who can make me laugh in DM... There will be a surprise for the first... Good luck guys
Come to my bed i'll make you happy
vor 2022-12-30T01:46:47+01:00
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK.
vor 2022-12-23T14:48:26+01:00
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
vor 2022-12-23T15:36:37+01:00
I’d give you my phone number, but I seem to have lost it. Could I borrow yours?
vor 2022-12-23T15:38:52+01:00
Do you have a cell phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling to me.
vor 2022-12-23T15:39:52+01:00
Why to go in dm when can p
vor 2022-10-07T20:34:43+02:00
Why to go in dm when can make u happy always in....
vor 2022-10-07T20:35:09+02:00
Oh yes baby
vor 2022-09-27T13:54:25+02:00
Till now... no one did it
vor 2022-08-19T17:58:07+02:00
So sad for me
vor 2022-08-19T17:58:17+02:00
No one can make me happy here?
vor 2022-08-19T17:58:28+02:00
for sure
vor 2022-08-19T16:58:38+02:00
Chat me I would rather get to know one another that way, just know I’m to all females only please.
I, 28m, confess that aged 16 i got caught and arrested for stealing womens dessous. My parents almost died from shame, i wonder what would have happend if i'd told them those were for me instead of my Girlfriend. ?
I once got a black eye because someone tried to throw me a piece of candy and I couldn't catch it
I mistook 1st gear for reverse when I started and hit a tree
I am a country boy true and true. I love everything out doors. I hope to find a great country girl that loves the same things as me.
I used to put some chocolate in my sister's bed so that she always thought she had shat the bed in the morning.
I'm a dumdum
I get scared when my boyfriend is behind the wheel of my car
I’m just bored and my bf probs cheating on me
I like taking guys v cards so can live in their head rent free no matter what
Not gonna lie, been living in London for nearly a year now and finding it hard to find anyone to even go on a second date let alone do anything fun with. Usually get ghosted after the first date. I don't even think anything goes wrong on the date they just ghost me afterwards and it's getting really depressing
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Come to my bed i'll make you happy
vor 2022-12-30T01:46:47+01:00
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK.
vor 2022-12-23T14:48:26+01:00
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
vor 2022-12-23T15:36:37+01:00
I’d give you my phone number, but I seem to have lost it. Could I borrow yours?
vor 2022-12-23T15:38:52+01:00
Do you have a cell phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling to me.
vor 2022-12-23T15:39:52+01:00
Why to go in dm when can p
vor 2022-10-07T20:34:43+02:00
Why to go in dm when can make u happy always in....
vor 2022-10-07T20:35:09+02:00
Oh yes baby
vor 2022-09-27T13:54:25+02:00
Till now... no one did it
vor 2022-08-19T17:58:07+02:00
So sad for me
vor 2022-08-19T17:58:17+02:00
No one can make me happy here?
vor 2022-08-19T17:58:28+02:00
for sure
vor 2022-08-19T16:58:38+02:00