I challenge anyone who can make me laugh in DM... There will be a surprise for the first... Good luck guys
Come to my bed i'll make you happy
vor 2022-12-30T01:46:47+01:00
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK.
vor 2022-12-23T14:48:26+01:00
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
vor 2022-12-23T15:36:37+01:00
I’d give you my phone number, but I seem to have lost it. Could I borrow yours?
vor 2022-12-23T15:38:52+01:00
Do you have a cell phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling to me.
vor 2022-12-23T15:39:52+01:00
Why to go in dm when can p
vor 2022-10-07T20:34:43+02:00
Why to go in dm when can make u happy always in....
vor 2022-10-07T20:35:09+02:00
Oh yes baby
vor 2022-09-27T13:54:25+02:00
Till now... no one did it
vor 2022-08-19T17:58:07+02:00
So sad for me
vor 2022-08-19T17:58:17+02:00
No one can make me happy here?
vor 2022-08-19T17:58:28+02:00
for sure
vor 2022-08-19T16:58:38+02:00
When I was 8 I stole my sister friends thing outta her duffle when she stayed the night
i wish someone would buy me lingerie i dont own any and as a closeted broke trans girl it's pretty difficult to get my hands on any. what colour lingerie is you guys' favourite?
I slipped and fell on the dance floor at the disco
Hi im Javier Chapa from Michigan im 40 and single and just looking to connect with anybody because I'm believe that everyone has a soulmate and I'm just looking for that connection. If you think you like what you read. Get ahold of me im serious!!!
I fell off my horse while riding with several people.
Hey, just looking for a nice night and call it quits after that. I will make sure we have a good time though
During an examination at the gynecologist I had flatulence
I admit, that i find woman with brain much more attractive.
My boyfriend is my piggy and therefore he gets his meals served in a trough. I like it when his curly tail wiggles
I admit not being able to defend my beliefs and opinions in fear of not being liked
I used to put some chocolate in my sister's bed so that she always thought she had shat the bed in the morning.
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Come to my bed i'll make you happy
vor 2022-12-30T01:46:47+01:00
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK.
vor 2022-12-23T14:48:26+01:00
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
vor 2022-12-23T15:36:37+01:00
I’d give you my phone number, but I seem to have lost it. Could I borrow yours?
vor 2022-12-23T15:38:52+01:00
Do you have a cell phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling to me.
vor 2022-12-23T15:39:52+01:00
Why to go in dm when can p
vor 2022-10-07T20:34:43+02:00
Why to go in dm when can make u happy always in....
vor 2022-10-07T20:35:09+02:00
Oh yes baby
vor 2022-09-27T13:54:25+02:00
Till now... no one did it
vor 2022-08-19T17:58:07+02:00
So sad for me
vor 2022-08-19T17:58:17+02:00
No one can make me happy here?
vor 2022-08-19T17:58:28+02:00
for sure
vor 2022-08-19T16:58:38+02:00