Because of a long phone call, I forgot my pot of boiled sausages on the stove, all the sausages and the pot were black
hey, i'm looking for new people and would like to meet nice people who are honest, i think that's the key to every successful relationship, whether it's a friendship or a love relationship.
i wish someone would buy me lingerie i dont own any and as a closeted broke trans girl it's pretty difficult to get my hands on any. what colour lingerie is you guys' favourite?
I've "borrowed" a neighbor's car before without his knowledge while he was on vacation.
I have a dog leash at home, but no dog
When I was 20 I lost a super bowl bet had to streak through a small town and was arrested completely naked
I'm always looking for new and exciting things. I'm always direct and say what I think, girls has to like it or not. Since you are looking at my profile here, you are definitely not looking for a new best friend and that's a good thing... I'm looking and wanting fun!
Listening to smut on an aroplane just hits different. Like it’s talking about all the hot shit they are doing and your just trying to keep a straight face
Mississippi guy looking for fun an opportunity to encounter new ladies
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