I admit that i regularly pee when i'm in the Bathtub, and worse in every Pool i get in. I just can't help it.
I intentionally oversleep on Monday because I don't feel like doing early shifts
I’m a simple dude just looking for a hook up hit me up ladies only
I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.
hey girls, I'm single an in USA, an I'd like to get to know everyone who wants to text, I'm a nice friendly guy so I won't bite unless you ask me to😉😉😏😏
Hard worker, tryna just have some fun. From the big Co. Wanna see who out there wanting to try new things😋
I had a pay talk with an employee. But he didn't want more wages because he would have to pay more taxes, an acquaintance of his said. I didn't enlighten him.
I broke up with my boyfriend a couple hours ago but for some reason I'm not sad
I once didn't take a shower for two days
I used to put some chocolate in my sister's bed so that she always thought she had shat the bed in the morning.
I f22 admit, I'm a household whiz. I can't cook or do laundry or even clean. My boyfriend is very pissed after three months together and I think he should help me instead. Am I wrong?
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