Beichte von DeluxLisa

I often pee in the neighbors' potted plants, in their hallway, I just find them ugly

Listening to smut on an aroplane just hits different. Like it’s talking about all the hot shit they are doing and your just trying to keep a straight face

I f/18 admit I pay too much attention to my make-up/beauty and recently I stayed home for two days because of a pimple

I did fall in love with my cousin for a reason, there is no one like Him.

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

I lay down on a beach, I thought it was nudist. Got some weird looks, turns out I did not know: The nudist beach was next to this one.

Good for his happiness... I will get it too

I drove in the rain, there was a great woman at a bus stop, I wanted to drive a little closer and didn't see the puddle, and the woman was completely under water.

I was walking around town and saw a friend of mine. I sneaked up to her and covered her eyes. It just wasn't my friend

Actually someone refer here. And i will love to get a partner from here

Ama cool easy going man… I love everything I hate nonsense

Where are the baddies at? Show me a good time, cuz I ain't here for a long time.

I secretly put a real spider in my first girlfriend's bed to make her go.

I’m 19 and never tried anything before, I would love to have an experience

I admit that I shaved my big brother's head while he slept in revenge for his behavior towards me