I mistook 1st gear for reverse when I started and hit a tree
I farted in church, it smelled horribly, but I pretended it wasn't me
I am 28 years old and admit to be very unhappy with beein vegan, But since my husband is categoric, i have no choice but to divorce him.
HERE I M 💪💪💪 🔥🔥🔥🔥💣💣💣💣 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM
I’m very hungry right now. Guess what I want to eat!
We had a prank at a party where we pissed in an empty beer bottle, in the end my brother drank my piss, and we told him it was only a bottle that was out of date.
Hey hit me up let party. I'm a good time. Vegas Im always down to go and be arm candy
I once gave my best friend dog biscuits to eat
i’m just tryna vibe with someone who isn’t looking for anything to serious
I'm so stingy, I steal clothes from old clothes containers
I, 25m, regret to admit that i am 100% incapable of love, i care for no one. By extension i am of course completely alone which sucks hard. How can i change my situation?
I belched so hard I had to throw up and that was in church
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