Beichte von Mayra

I smell my feet every night before I go to sleep to have sweet dreams.

I've been with my girlfriend for three years and she still doesn't know my real name.

To any woman who wants to climb to heaven.

I often pee in the neighbors' potted plants, in their hallway, I just find them ugly

I told my best buddy that I'm tired and I'm going to sleep so I could play for 3 hours in peace.

Not much to write but as its mention tgat minimum 50 characters are compulsory so write it.there is always more than write something.

Instead of a photo of my girlfriend, I have a photo of my BMW in my wallet.

I farted in church, it smelled horribly, but I pretended it wasn't me

Hi looking for a secret hookup . Down for anything

I keep falling for the bad Ones... the One who made me sad ones... If you know you konw

I love it when people fart. I wish I could sniff the fart, regardless if it's from a woman or a man.

I wear slippers to work in the thick winter