Beichte von Callie

I like to show off even tough I'm in a relationship

I, m26, care to admit that my dog Jumper honors his Name in the most disgusting way possible. He Humps everything, just now i caught him on a cat. Funny: the cat didn't seem to mind.

Ready to chat or what on your mind

Aight, who's straped and ready to get clapped Yessir aight butch, anyone?

I've been so drunk I woke up in a total stranger's apartment once and I can't remember how I got there

This bunny is the sweetest, but can also get out of character! If you know what I mean;p

If I'm being honest... and I always am, I'm looking for a very casual, open relationship. I want to have fun, but I don't want to be told what to do. That doesn't mean it's going to be anything serious. are you like that too between 25 and 40 years old. I like well-groomed men who also shave and don't walk around like Santa Claus. Want to get in touch?

I've been taking laxatives to avoid going out

My friend loves spaghetti with parmesan cheese, I mixed the cheese with my freshly rubbed callus

Let’s get it! The world can be crazy, so let’s unwind a bit

I was going to shave my eyebrow and accidentally shaved it off completely

Sup everyone, looking to do something tonight. Looking to go on late night adventures and maybe have some “fun” along the way

I intentionally touch all the fruit and vegetables in the supermarket

I’m a simple dude just looking for a hook up hit me up ladies only

Wake up with a morning wood and not being able to pleasure anything before work really sucks...

I like taking guys v cards so can live in their head rent free no matter what

Hello, I'm Chloe! I'm looking for a man for occasional casual hours! everything is possible, nothing is necessary. I would be happy to hear something from you