Beichte von Dillshmeed

Hit me up, if you lookin for sum fun. Plus point if you wanna smoke weed with me.

Where are the baddies at? Show me a good time, cuz I ain't here for a long time.

Hello! I’m new on here.

When I'm with friends, I always bite my fingernails and stick them in their sofa cracks

Just looking to chat with a real 20 something woman. No meets just a no money get to know each other friendship.

Hey ...

I was wanking in my bed when I was 15. I finished and poked my head from under the covers. And noticed a cup of tea and cake next to the bed. A little note was there as well. It said, hope you like this more than what you were doing!

I’m so touch starved, being a single mom working my ass off I barely get a chance to change my clothes 😮‍💨 I’d rather go without but ya know society 😂

I have confessed. My wife gives me everything I want, she has her own business and supports me. In fact, I don’t need to work. What do I have to do to save my marriage and keep my wife?

I admit that i once peed in a classmates backpack and blamed it on a stranger we had just met in a pub

I love it when people fart. I wish I could sniff the fart, regardless if it's from a woman or a man.

Reply me and I will send you some surprise ;)

The last time we were out, I tripped and banged my head on a lantern.