Ask me anything you want

I'm obsessed with masturbating. I try to do it all the time.

I love when the pizza delivery guy looks at me when i answer the door in my sexy lingerie, now where is my pizza with sausage, YOUR sausage?

I love it when people fart. I wish I could sniff the fart, regardless if it's from a woman or a man.

I fucked with my boyfriend's best friend last night during a party and it was awesome

I jerk off to other women's pictures/videos while my wife is in the other room

Help requested in search of love; The size wouldn't matter, a smaller one would also do . not infinitely resilient but very passionate, romantic, melancholic but joking, shy, a bit sporty, interested in culture but not diligent, if that doesn't put you off I'll wait for a word or two from you.

Now I feel almost like new, only there is one little thing missing that makes me complete. Who helps?

whether barefoot, in heels or trekking boots. Sometimes romantic, sensual - sometimes hip and casual - sometimes with feminine elegance. a small lady, completely independent, sensitive, carefree, clever with charm, flair and depth, looking forward to demanding men with class, heart and humor. ( surprise me...)😇

Music lover seeking a partner in crime to rock out with. Bonus points if you can dance like nobody's watching and make me laugh . Let's make beautiful music together!

Hi. Is there a man out there who doesn't stare at his cell phone all day? For whom Facebook is not as important as real friends and real contacts? I would like to talk to a man and look him in the eye and not keep wondering what he is doing on his cell phone. By the way, I'm 29 years old with a very pretty face. Maybe you like me, it could be.

24-year-old chefs, a bit plump but not fat, looking for a man who can really enjoy culinary delights. Maybe you can cook too, then we would have a nice hobby. How about we meet up for delicious beef roulades?

Hello dear men. I don't even want to answer the question of what I'm wearing right now.🙈 The most beautiful thing a man has ever said about me?: I'm just a dreamer and you're just a dream. You are like a hurricane. (From a great song by Neil Young) 🍬My dreams? Go on great bike rides. for weeks. Preferably through Asia, Southeast Asia or or or. 🤗Unfortunately just a fantasy since I'm married. Maybe you have other ideas that we both like. I'm curious, cuddly and not as boring as in the photo 😍. We can start small. drink coffee or something. Or do you have completely different ideas? 😊 Very, very best regards

Message me if you: - Your heart is in the right place, - show humor in all situations, - are uncomplicated and funny, - are sporty, - you haven't lost your down-to-earthness despite the desire to travel, - You take a seat at every table with charm and ease, did i describe you then let the buttons shine and get in touch

Spring is just around the corner and I want to fall in love again Do you like women with curves and still have a lot of fun with ...? And not just like flowering ... Then get in touch very quickly. I would like to start again with a partner at my side who suits me. It would be nice if you wanted to travel (even without a plane) and want to enjoy. I find it very important. If you now also have the 3 HS, you will get to know nothing in the way. Photo would be great.

I wish you were here Adventurous, sensual, culture-interested, music-interested slim woman is looking for a partner to share the beautiful moments.You should be sporty, humorous. Would you like to get to know each other over a glass of wine?