I love when the pizza delivery guy looks at me when i answer the door in my sexy lingerie, now where is my pizza with sausage, YOUR sausage?

I admit that I always let my dog poop in the neighbors bushes in order not to have to collect any of it

Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”

always in need of a girl but cant find one

Where the San Diego baddies at?? I’m just trynna bust your daughters down

I admit I just want to have an affair I want to feel that spark again but with somebody different.

I have been talking to this girl for like 4 years and the timing oils just always bad. She also is scared to be together because of the distance when I leave for the army. I don’t know how to prove that I want her. She is so sexy and Id do anything to have her all to myself

I literally just end up spoiling every girl I’ve been with and always end up with a broken heart dunno how to stop it

I confess I just want to have an affair

I, 25m, confess, i have no pacience with kids. When one begins to anoy me, i immediatly make plans in my head for a horrible and bloodthursty Kill. How can i ever have kids myself?

I, 25m, admit that i used to ejaculate into my ex-Roommates shoes each time he had pissed me off.

I’m really into incest. I don’t actually want to have sex with my family but that is basically the only porn I watch. It’s the only thing that turns me on.