I sometimes bump into people on purpose to get to know them

today at work, i saw that my co-worker who's an arrogant idiot brought a banana with him to work for lunch. i grabbed it in the kitchen where he left it while he was working, went to the bathroom, put it in my pussy, washed it off after and put it back. it was a pure blessing when i saw him eating it.

My boyfriend is so boring during sex, I've already put a wall sticker on the ceiling so that I can at least have some entertainment there

I love it when my girlfriend trims her toenails. Then I wait for her to fall asleep, get the cut offs out of the trash can and chew them through

I like getting it through my butt

I think I have a sex addiction like I just love to have sex and the ppl I have sex with can't keep up and then I get mad when I want sex but can't get it

All I want is a guy to tie me up and have his way with me