I have often secretly photographed my friend's morning wood(you know)

I sometimes bump into people on purpose to get to know them

When I wash the jerseys from the football team, I have to sniff them beforehand, which is like a drug for me.

I admit to partying all the time and drinking way to much, which is why i cannot hold a job

Despite being a chick, I am a total porn geek. You don't normally expect that from women. When I watch a porn with a man, then it really starts. Normally men find that strange. But I am sure that there are men who are really turned on by this, I just have to meet them.