In 2013, I and my friends were visiting Montreal. When we got out of our hotel room, we heard loud moaning in from the room next to us.Some couple was having fun. We banged on their door real hard and ran out of the hotel.When we returned couple of hours later,we were informed by the staff that we're banned from that hotel lol

Met this girl right after my break up as a rebound. She's the wildest thing I ever encountered. Broke my bed in the very first round.turned out she was a sex addict.on the very first night she rode my dick for 5 rounds.After two days my dick started hurting real bad . After a week I said goodbye to her as i am physically average guy and was unable to keep up with her. Another issue was she won't take no for answer.

Met this cougar in a bar, and started having intellectual conversations regularly with her. It was purely platonic until one evening. Interestingly all she wanted to do was anal.She would always give me cookies and I still miss those cookies

Fresh out of relationship, I was lonely af , so picked up this BBW outside a club and took her to a scenic valley in the middle of the night ,once we got there I didn't wanna ruin seats in my lexus so I fucked her on my car's hood in -19C weather. Poor girl had her back stuck to the icy hood lol

Met this girl from tinder , took her to my place after the drinks after having a good fuck, she left instead of staying the night , next morning I found out she stole my PS4 when she left

Picked up a woman from bar and went to her place, had our fun all night , next morning I woke up naked with a 7 yr old boy saying to a 5yr old boy "shhhhhh, mom's friend is still sleeping". That was embarrassing

On my friend's bachelor party I finished an entire bottle of grey goose by myself and took 3 of the girls to my room but I was so drunk that even though I fucked all 3 , I couldn't cum -_-, too much booze can be bad I guess

Went to a club on my best friends birthday, saw a guy making out with this chick, when she went to the washroom right after, I said to the guy" bro the girl you're making out with , gave me head in the washroom 10 min ago" his face was priceless lol , then a fight broke out. This prank of mine got me and my best friend thrown out of the club by bouncers lol

I was 25 when a 39 year old women bought me a drink so after a few drinks she took me to her place and cuffed me to the bed , then she gave me the best head of my life. Her secret : she used teeth on the tip and damn it made me go crazy

This one time I picked up this girl took her to my place.Things started getting hot and she gave me head. Once she was done I wanted to return the favor.When I pulled her panties down and bent her over , I saw a dry piece of shit stuck to her asshole. Nothing further happened and we never spoke again

Was traveling to a town in northern Alberta couple of years ago , it was -45C with wind-chill.Saw a hitchhiker by the road looking for a ride to the same town so I stopped to pick her up. On our way ,she started getting handsy and before I knew her hand was already in my pants.Town was 10km away when we decided to pull over.she started blowing me and while I was enjoying the head,I felt a sharp metal object at my dick.She took $200 cash and my car and I was left on the road 10km away from the town.Never picked a hitchhiker after this incident