I love it when people fart. I wish I could sniff the fart, regardless if it's from a woman or a man.

When I was 11 I started hanging out at my friend's his mom would give me rides on her horse I'd saddle up right behind her I wanted to fuck her and I always loved watching her ride as her tits bounced nicely with the rythem of the horses stride one day she was giving me a ride I hadnt ride with her for a couple if years I would have but she never asked so I'd lust after her but she never knew I was but at my 15 the birthday she offered to let me ride in the back and give me a ride to my house which was avout a mike away well it wasn't 5 minutes into the ride that the horse trotted and I could feel her tits bounce as my hands slipped from her waste God I was so horny and wanted to fuck her but knew better than try as I didn't think she was interested but she was she told me to pull her tighter and hang on then she ran the horse fast my cock was bouncing up and down and was pressing on her round ass she walked the horse and I was scarred she was going to be mad but she pushed back against my cock she reached behind her and squeezed my dick I began tracing her pussy on the outside if her jeans she was getting hotter and hotter and told me we were going to detour and walk the horse down at the river before dropping me at home and we did she tied him up and had me pull my cock out she sucked it I finally got to suck her tits and I laid her in the grass and she guided my throbbing covk in her I came she was soaking wet moaned kissed me and said it was great and we could do this again she later on ride my cock while horseback I fucked three more times when we could I promised to never let anyone know and I didn't my parents moved us to another town and we lost touch god I can still remember how her mouth tits and pussy taste and the rides she gave me on her horse

I don't know how to put this lightly, but, I was drunk and I kinda cheated on my gf with her mom. this is something we both agreed to with us to the grave.

I catch flies, put them in a bag and put it over my penis. I love it when the flies tickle IT

I like to be castrated so I can be a full time sissy.

I fucked with my boyfriend's best friend last night during a party and it was awesome

I once had a fling with my mums friend. They were friends for some years, like maybe when I was about 20 or so. I often caught myself looking at her heaving breasts when she sat down, not sure if she ever caught me looking! We were good friends and had loads in common. We went on holiday for my 21st to Greece. Bearing in mind I’m nearly 40 now it’s still fresh in my memory. I had a few friends that had a bust up in my 21st and I was feeling a bit fed up. My mums friend who is 17 years older than me, took me off and we had a good chat. She said it was probably best I got some sleep and forgot about my 21st. Awkward but thought she was right. I went back to my apartment and got ready to go to sleep. My phone then rang, asking if I’d come back to see her. Not sure what this was about, my heart racing I wandered back. She was standing there in a silk dressing gown. Not knowing what to do, I sat down on the edge of the bed. She sat next to me. Gave me a hug, then our cheeks met side by side. Looking at her lips I began to move my lips towards hers. She didn’t pull away, so I kept going. Our lips touched and began to kiss. She began to quiver and I felt like my heart was about to pop out of my chest. She undone her dressing gown and I saw for myself these perfectly formed breasts I’ve always wanted to touch. I begin by kissing her lips, then move down to her neck before kissing her chest. I undo her bra and cup her breasts. I feel myself getting hard. She sees this and begins to touch me, and whispers in my ear that she wants me. I lay her on the bed and tease her pussy with my cock. Her lips part under the pressure of my cock entering her. She’s soaking wet and begins to moan, I’m actually doing this! I keep kissing her body all over while we fuck, making sure she enjoys it. Her erect nipples begging to be licked and sucked. It doesn’t take long before I feel the need to cum and I know it’ll be hard. I’m now coated in her pussy juices and she’s begging for my load in her mouth. I finish on her tongue and I still get hard thinking of her today. Older women are the best lovers.

Hi. Is there a man out there who doesn't stare at his cell phone all day? For whom Facebook is not as important as real friends and real contacts? I would like to talk to a man and look him in the eye and not keep wondering what he is doing on his cell phone. By the way, I'm 29 years old with a very pretty face. Maybe you like me, it could be.

Music lover seeking a partner in crime to rock out with. Bonus points if you can dance like nobody's watching and make me laugh . Let's make beautiful music together!

24-year-old chefs, a bit plump but not fat, looking for a man who can really enjoy culinary delights. Maybe you can cook too, then we would have a nice hobby. How about we meet up for delicious beef roulades?

Now I feel almost like new, only there is one little thing missing that makes me complete. Who helps?

Hello dear men. I don't even want to answer the question of what I'm wearing right now.🙈 The most beautiful thing a man has ever said about me?: I'm just a dreamer and you're just a dream. You are like a hurricane. (From a great song by Neil Young) 🍬My dreams? Go on great bike rides. for weeks. Preferably through Asia, Southeast Asia or or or. 🤗Unfortunately just a fantasy since I'm married. Maybe you have other ideas that we both like. I'm curious, cuddly and not as boring as in the photo 😍. We can start small. drink coffee or something. Or do you have completely different ideas? 😊 Very, very best regards

Message me if you: - Your heart is in the right place, - show humor in all situations, - are uncomplicated and funny, - are sporty, - you haven't lost your down-to-earthness despite the desire to travel, - You take a seat at every table with charm and ease, did i describe you then let the buttons shine and get in touch

Spring is just around the corner and I want to fall in love again Do you like women with curves and still have a lot of fun with ...? And not just like flowering ... Then get in touch very quickly. I would like to start again with a partner at my side who suits me. It would be nice if you wanted to travel (even without a plane) and want to enjoy. I find it very important. If you now also have the 3 HS, you will get to know nothing in the way. Photo would be great.

I wish you were here Adventurous, sensual, culture-interested, music-interested slim woman is looking for a partner to share the beautiful moments.You should be sporty, humorous. Would you like to get to know each other over a glass of wine?

whether barefoot, in heels or trekking boots. Sometimes romantic, sensual - sometimes hip and casual - sometimes with feminine elegance. a small lady, completely independent, sensitive, carefree, clever with charm, flair and depth, looking forward to demanding men with class, heart and humor. ( surprise me...)😇

Once love asks for friendship, why are you there when I exist, then friendship for love - to conjure up a smile where you leave a tear. Open your arms to change but don't lose sight of your values. There is no path to luck. Being happy is the way. Let's define a relationship - there's no question of moving in together immediately. The first step, of course, is to meet, get to know each other and then you can see - it's amazing what views there are here. PMs to me ONLY with a photo please, I'm not hiding behind an anonymous profile either, you can also see who you're writing with there I'm interested in affairs, friendship + and relationships, everything that's fun. Use, put away, change and don't think about anything anymore that you can wash, but no partners and whether submissive or dominant are not the really important questions in life . It's always about having fun. Togetherness, togetherness, loyalty, honesty, cohesion and being there for each other even if it's not that easy are important values to me "Love is basically the strength and power that alone can make life worth living."

Do you like very spicy food? A lot of sushi with a good portion of wasabi? Chili with so many peppers in it that your nose runs? It's always an experience for me. I can't live on just schnitzel and fries. I'm 23 years old and I'm looking for someone with whom I can travel the culinary world. Incidentally, Spicy makes “Hot”.