As a bouncer of almost 30 yrs, let me give you guys some advice. If you take a woman to a bar and she hugs the bouncer...just walk away...leave her there.

My ex-gf...my oldest son's mom...is a twin. Mother's day 5 yrs ago, I fucked both her and her sister at the same time. She and I hadn't been together in 20 yrs at that point...and it was their idea.

I've worked as a bouncer for almost 30 yrs, now. I get hit on all the time and I am in NO way a "Good looking guy"...average at best. Been working my latest post for over a year now and in that time, I've been flashed just about once a week...had women, while it was completely packed, dance and grind on me, while reaching into my pants...even pulling my cock out through my zipper and give me hand/blow jobs...a few even shoved it in their pussy/ass. Had one woman take me out back, begged me to fuck her and finished me off on her face and then walked back around to the front of the building, since the back door locked, walked down the busy bar strip, bac into our bar ALL WITHOUT CLEANING HER FACE OFF!!! Then walk right up to her boyfriend and kiss him on the mouth and snowball him with my cum still on her face and in her mouth!!

When my ex gf and I were together in the 90's, we were fucking any and everywhere...honestly, it's a wonder that she and I only have 1 kid together. One summer night, we had been going at it for a couple hours and when we were done, I walked down to the pool area from our 3rd floor apartment to get a couple of sodas. There were about 9 people down in the pool still and they all were clapping and cheering when I got there...a few even high-fived me. I didn't know what was going on until I got back upstairs and realized that our bedroom window was open...my ex is a SMOKIN hot Latina and SHE IS LOUD and VERY vocal about what she wants done to her during sex. Once I realized what happened, I walked outside our door again, which got the attention of everyone in the pool...there we were...both me and my ex...but ass naked...we took a bow...she stood in front of me, yelled out "ROUND TWO!!!", bent over and DEMANDED that I fuck her as hard as possible so everyone could watch her cum a few more times before playing with and eventually swallowing my 2nd load of the night. Then told the women in the pool to come on up and get their turns, too. We both ended up with multiple passes that night.