Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him

I regularly licked the edge of the toilet, which my ex spattered with urine while peeing standing up

No one knows but I use vegetables like eggplant and zucchini, to masturbate

My roommate is so loud plaing with her sex toy every night. One day we went into her room and dipped her toy in chilli water, She got even louder that night but quieted down ever since

My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

Never tell me where you put the condoms, because I go there and condoms will mysterious break. I have succesfully created a few marriages

Hi. Is there a man out there who doesn't stare at his cell phone all day? For whom Facebook is not as important as real friends and real contacts? I would like to talk to a man and look him in the eye and not keep wondering what he is doing on his cell phone. By the way, I'm 29 years old with a very pretty face. Maybe you like me, it could be.

Music lover seeking a partner in crime to rock out with. Bonus points if you can dance like nobody's watching and make me laugh . Let's make beautiful music together!

What I wish for! A goodbye kiss in the morning before work. Another birthday. Laugh with you at some nonsense. We'll wait and see you again "when are you coming home". Lying next to each other in front of the TV.Have a nice and extensive breakfast together. Protect and be protected. That I'm not complete without you and you without me. Plan your vacation together and pay attention to each other's needs. SIMPLY "We together" is what I wish for. maybe you too?

24-year-old chefs, a bit plump but not fat, looking for a man who can really enjoy culinary delights. Maybe you can cook too, then we would have a nice hobby. How about we meet up for delicious beef roulades?

Now I feel almost like new, only there is one little thing missing that makes me complete. Who helps?

Hello dear men. I don't even want to answer the question of what I'm wearing right now.🙈 The most beautiful thing a man has ever said about me?: I'm just a dreamer and you're just a dream. You are like a hurricane. (From a great song by Neil Young) 🍬My dreams? Go on great bike rides. for weeks. Preferably through Asia, Southeast Asia or or or. 🤗Unfortunately just a fantasy since I'm married. Maybe you have other ideas that we both like. I'm curious, cuddly and not as boring as in the photo 😍. We can start small. drink coffee or something. Or do you have completely different ideas? 😊 Very, very best regards

Message me if you: - Your heart is in the right place, - show humor in all situations, - are uncomplicated and funny, - are sporty, - you haven't lost your down-to-earthness despite the desire to travel, - You take a seat at every table with charm and ease, did i describe you then let the buttons shine and get in touch

Spring is just around the corner and I want to fall in love again Do you like women with curves and still have a lot of fun with ...? And not just like flowering ... Then get in touch very quickly. I would like to start again with a partner at my side who suits me. It would be nice if you wanted to travel (even without a plane) and want to enjoy. I find it very important. If you now also have the 3 HS, you will get to know nothing in the way. Photo would be great.

I wish you were here Adventurous, sensual, culture-interested, music-interested slim woman is looking for a partner to share the beautiful moments.You should be sporty, humorous. Would you like to get to know each other over a glass of wine?

whether barefoot, in heels or trekking boots. Sometimes romantic, sensual - sometimes hip and casual - sometimes with feminine elegance. a small lady, completely independent, sensitive, carefree, clever with charm, flair and depth, looking forward to demanding men with class, heart and humor. ( surprise me...)😇

Once love asks for friendship, why are you there when I exist, then friendship for love - to conjure up a smile where you leave a tear. Open your arms to change but don't lose sight of your values. There is no path to luck. Being happy is the way. Let's define a relationship - there's no question of moving in together immediately. The first step, of course, is to meet, get to know each other and then you can see - it's amazing what views there are here. PMs to me ONLY with a photo please, I'm not hiding behind an anonymous profile either, you can also see who you're writing with there I'm interested in affairs, friendship + and relationships, everything that's fun. Use, put away, change and don't think about anything anymore that you can wash, but no partners and whether submissive or dominant are not the really important questions in life . It's always about having fun. Togetherness, togetherness, loyalty, honesty, cohesion and being there for each other even if it's not that easy are important values to me "Love is basically the strength and power that alone can make life worth living."