Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him

I regularly licked the edge of the toilet, which my ex spattered with urine while peeing standing up

No one knows but I use vegetables like eggplant and zucchini, to masturbate

Never tell me where you put the condoms, because I go there and condoms will mysterious break. I have succesfully created a few marriages

My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

My roommate is so loud plaing with her sex toy every night. One day we went into her room and dipped her toy in chilli water, She got even louder that night but quieted down ever since

I want a woman to put a dildo in my ass will giving me head

I admit I like to get high and watch porn fer hours

I would like a woman to come visit me don’t say a word and explore each other’s body and have fun then before we part we make a small mark on each other to remind us of that day

23y m here I have an addiction of enjoying eating a woman out what should I do

I have a crush on somebody that I don't know, and I told my best friend, and she told me to make a move, but I think it's weird that I like him, and he does not know about it.

Kind, cheerful, caring, intelligent, attentive, calm, benevolent, friendly...and looking for a man with similar interests for a serious relationship.and understanding, mutual assistance, mutual respect.

I have an eviction notice and I haven't told anyone yet