I regularly licked the edge of the toilet, which my ex spattered with urine while peeing standing up

No one knows but I use vegetables like eggplant and zucchini, to masturbate

My roommate is so loud plaing with her sex toy every night. One day we went into her room and dipped her toy in chilli water, She got even louder that night but quieted down ever since

Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him

My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

Never tell me where you put the condoms, because I go there and condoms will mysterious break. I have succesfully created a few marriages

I told my best friend that I like him and expected him to reject me completely. But then h texted back and said he liked me too, and we've been dating

Haven’t had sex in a year after my girlfriend left me

I m25 really love sexting and being dom to a female and have her do everything I say

I still don’t know if I like girls or boys, or even if I’m sexual, how do I know?

“I want the house to myself for a day so I can sleep, eat and masturbate.”

I M/19 went into my brothers flat and saw him have sex with his girlfriend.

I M/19 confess, that i love woman in rain gear. it turns me on like crazy, when they play in mud.

I admit, that i like butts more than tiddies.