My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him

I regularly licked the edge of the toilet, which my ex spattered with urine while peeing standing up

My roommate is so loud plaing with her sex toy every night. One day we went into her room and dipped her toy in chilli water, She got even louder that night but quieted down ever since

Never tell me where you put the condoms, because I go there and condoms will mysterious break. I have succesfully created a few marriages

No one knows but I use vegetables like eggplant and zucchini, to masturbate

Now I feel almost like new, only there is one little thing missing that makes me complete. Who helps?

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