Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him

Never tell me where you put the condoms, because I go there and condoms will mysterious break. I have succesfully created a few marriages

No one knows but I use vegetables like eggplant and zucchini, to masturbate

My roommate is so loud plaing with her sex toy every night. One day we went into her room and dipped her toy in chilli water, She got even louder that night but quieted down ever since

I regularly licked the edge of the toilet, which my ex spattered with urine while peeing standing up

My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

I am so excited at the weekend I was at a festival and there I had the best sex in a long time I love the thrill of publicity

am today with my new anal plug at work and can hardly concentrate on the work, somehow I am I permanently wet and horny

I lost my ob in the pool and started bleeding in the water.

hey, i'm trying to help my luck a bit, i'm looking for a dear woman who shares my passion and is willing to go through thick and thin with me. If you are also romantic and sensitive and enjoy life to the fullest, then you are exactly the right person for me. 🌟🍷🎉 I can't wait to discover the world with you and enjoy every second with you. Let's experience an unforgettable time together and let our love go up in flames.

Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him

Just looking to sext/RP, and for new experiences :)