I secretly read the messages on my boyfriend's cell phone.

I don't wanna be with my boyfriend anymo4e cause of how he treats me but I'm to scared to leave

Instead of a photo of my girlfriend, I have a photo of my BMW in my wallet.

I have an extra mirror on the ceiling to see myself having sex.

I went to buy new lingerie today with a male friend of mine and when he saw me in the fitting room, he immediately got a boner of which I took care of.