I like to sneak in to other peoples cabinets to snifff ans ejaculate into their panties

Not gonna lie, been living in London for nearly a year now and finding it hard to find anyone to even go on a second date let alone do anything fun with. Usually get ghosted after the first date. I don't even think anything goes wrong on the date they just ghost me afterwards and it's getting really depressing

I wait until my girlfriend is asleep, she always sleeps without panties, then I carefully pull up her nightgown and cum on her ass or legs

I struggle to find condoms that I don’t break. Think of a 12oz Red Bull can thickness and 10 inches long. So I don’t like using condoms. I think I will get snipped so I don’t have to worry about getting a woman pregnant.