When I wash the jerseys from the football team, I have to sniff them beforehand, which is like a drug for me.
I left the house and didn't realize I was still wearing slippers
At a party I had to vomit while kissing, it was embarrassing
I fell off my horse while riding with several people.
I've been taking laxatives to avoid going out
I wanted to bathe my dog and since he was wriggling, I fell into the tub too
According to my ID, I still live with my parents. I don't do it because i don't want to pay for Basic TV
I constantly claim that strangers have a critter on their back, which I pat down on them just because I like touching strangers' backs.
Not gonna lie, been living in London for nearly a year now and finding it hard to find anyone to even go on a second date let alone do anything fun with. Usually get ghosted after the first date. I don't even think anything goes wrong on the date they just ghost me afterwards and it's getting really depressing
Proud of my first cake, I was going to carry it to my visitor's table and slipped halfway.
I don't love my boyfriend but am dating him because he always gives me great gifts
Because of a long phone call, I forgot my pot of boiled sausages on the stove, all the sausages and the pot were black
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