I live in a shared flat and regularly poop in my roommate's litter box.
I worked in a brothel for a while because I was just curious what it was like
I always go 2 sizes bigger when I go shopping just so I don't feel so fat for a moment
I mistook 1st gear for reverse when I started and hit a tree
When my mother-in-law comes for coffee, I turn up the heat so that she quickly disappears again
I fell in love with my boss and everyone noticed
I have a crush on my girlfriend's dad and I think he's into me too. When the time comes, I'll tell him and we'll both get the hell out of here
I get scared when my boyfriend is behind the wheel of my car
I stole money from the coffee register before
I guess i would prefer a person who is subtle, for others but kinda messy with me...
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