My husband uses a damn good smelling aftershave. When he's at work I use it myself. I always dab it between my breasts.
I like taking guys v cards so can live in their head rent free no matter what
Who goes to work on a Sunday if they don't have to? Me in the heat of the moment and stood in front of the closed door until I realized it was the wrong day














When I was with my mother, I filled the hair dryer with powder and watched as she suddenly had a thick cloud around her
I was going to shave my eyebrow and accidentally shaved it off completely

When making coffee I forgot the powder and ended up only having hot water, filtered after all.
I've "borrowed" a neighbor's car before without his knowledge while he was on vacation.

