I wear slippers to work in the thick winter
I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.
I told my best buddy that I'm tired and I'm going to sleep so I could play for 3 hours in peace.
Sometimes i say to my friends and familie that i'm going for a ride just so that i can have some time for myself
In the office, I always secretly smear my boogers into the keyboards of my colleagues
I don't wear glasses, but I think it's incredibly nice to put on my grandmother's glasses. Then I feel more interesting
I belched so hard I had to throw up and that was in church
I tried Psilocibin yesterday for the first time, what an intense experience. Love it!
We had a prank at a party where we pissed in an empty beer bottle, in the end my brother drank my piss, and we told him it was only a bottle that was out of date.
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