After dying my hair, I didn't notice that my ear was still full of color and so I walked around
I fell into the lake while skating and had to be rescued
At night I work as a dominatrix in a friend's studio. If my neighbors knew, I would have to move out immediately.
I wash my plastic bags with soap after every purchase
When at the sight of white sticky fluid, I feel the urge to smell it and lick on it.
My boyfriend is my piggy and therefore he gets his meals served in a trough. I like it when his curly tail wiggles
While jogging, I ran into a knee-deep puddle and of course collapsed, everyone else laughed their heads off
I grew up with my grandma and have loved the scent of these mothballs ever since. If I don't have at least one under my covers I can't sleep
I intentionally oversleep on Monday because I don't feel like doing early shifts
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