I drove in the wrong way up a one-way street
It's so much fun for me to grab a man's crotch unexpectedly
I secretly smuggled my panties into my teacher's bag
You shouldn't wash wallpaper with water, I did it once and it all came off the next day
Yesterday I canceled on my boyfriend because I wanted to paint my fingernails
One time i took a bath with my dad, i was too lazy to come out for the toilet so I peed in the bathtub...
I've "borrowed" a neighbor's car before without his knowledge while he was on vacation.
I farted in church, it smelled horribly, but I pretended it wasn't me
I really like farting in the bathtub
I often pee in the neighbors' potted plants, in their hallway, I just find them ugly
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I wanna wear my undies five days in a row and see if my friends smell something.
I like to pop my pimples and lick up the pus
When I go to sleep I always have my hair dryer running because otherwise I can't fall asleep
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