I hate round breadloafs. I only buy toast or square wholemeal bread
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I'm superstitious and try to take time off every Friday the 13th to stay at home so that I'm safe
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My friend thinks I have naturally red hair (he really likes it) but I really dye it and now I have to keep doing it
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We went for a walk in the mountains. There was a lonely cow there, I wanted to feed her, suddenly she started running in our direction, I almost wet my pants.
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My friend loves spaghetti with parmesan cheese, I mixed the cheese with my freshly rubbed callus
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My heel broke off while dancing and I didn't have any spare shoes with me
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Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him
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In the disco, a hot guy kept smiling at me and I smiled back. He came up to me and went to the girl behind me
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I love bananas, but they're not as firm without the peel
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My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.
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I'm looking for an honest and committed relationship with someone who is serious and wants to start a family
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