I confess I'm a nerd, I almost always read Harry Potter. 23m

I admit that I always let my dog poop in the neighbors bushes in order not to have to collect any of it

I admit, i only have relationships with rich guys, and wish to marry one, so i never have to work

I admit that i want to live like a superstar, but unfortunatly i have no talents, whatsoever

I'm 19 years old and I confess that I use my labrador to meet chicks, it works everytime

I admit that i once peed in a classmates backpack and blamed it on a stranger we had just met in a pub

I admit to partying all the time and drinking way to much, which is why i cannot hold a job

I confess that my mummy lays out my daily outfits down to the underwear

I'm 18, ashamed of my delight in other people's harm, but I can't help it

I admit that I shaved my big brother's head while he slept in revenge for his behavior towards me

I confess that my parents finance my life, and I'm not even grateful

I admit to being in Love with my aunt, but i can do nothing about it

My secret is my pants are stuffed with a sock, to impress the ladies

No one knows that i still sleep with my childhood puppet

I admit to not being very successful, socialy

i confess that i had wonderful feeling in corner seats in theater than any hotel

I miss my ex. She is the best woman I've met out there. Sometimes I make up excuses just to talk to her.

To any woman who wants to climb to heaven.

Thinking I was alone in the house My parents walked in on me when I was playing with my toys in the bathroom, I should have locked the door.

I invited my girlfriend to go in a dinghy. Unfortunately there was a hole in the boat and we went under.

I've been with my girlfriend for three years and she still doesn't know my real name.

I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.

Whenever I see a pack of toilet paper, I pierce the foil in the middle of the packaging

I once wore my girlfriend's bra and panties, it felt nice and I loved it